Feed My Vanity

Just like any doting parent who has a child that only a parent could love, I can say that my friends are abso-effin-lutely the best! Meaning, our jokes tend to bewilder people. Hahaha. I just came home from a food trip girl date with a friend. Here are a couple of excerpts from our conversation.

Scene: Dressing room while trying on dresses

Friend: Gaddemet, look at these arms!

Me: (voice muffled) What?

Friend: (points to her arms) It’s Lake Flaccid!!!

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Scene: Starbucks

Me: Being in a relationship isn’t always that cracked up to be. I mean, we’ve known our siblings our whole lives and we still find reasons to kill them. How much more to someone you’re not related?

Friend: I view relationships like I view swimming. You’re all excited to get into the pool… “Yippee!!! Swimming!”… and then once you get there. Oh, water, more water…swim swim… water.

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Anyway, yeah, I only posted twice in June. That’s because I had a big business trip I had to attend to. Will make up for lost time/posts this month! :)